Green ribbon · gold lettering
SPREADSHEET WHISPERER
For turning the mystery formula into something the rest of us can use.
Make this award ↗Your words. In gold.
Funny work awards. Very unofficial recognition.
The colleague who explains the spreadsheet. The person who remembers the biscuits. Give the contributions missing from the performance review a small, gold-lettered ceremony.
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An award to start with.
Choose a phrase to preview it on a ribbon. You can change every word.
Blue ribbon · gold lettering
FIXED THE PRINTER
A contribution that deserves more than another printing request.
Make this award ↗Red ribbon · gold lettering
CLOSED ALL THE TABS
For a finished project and a browser finally at peace.
Make this award ↗Blue ribbon · gold lettering
EXPLAINED IT PATIENTLY
For the person who makes a new teammate feel welcome.
Make this award ↗Green ribbon · gold lettering
REMEMBERED THE BISCUITS
Outstanding attention to meeting essentials.
Make this award ↗Red ribbon · gold lettering
MADE WORK LESS WORK
A warm leaving gift for the workmate you will actually miss.
Make this award ↗Make the joke something they would enjoy.
Start with a helpful habit, a shared project or something they are proud of. A funny office award works best when the recipient is in on the joke. Skip appearance, personal circumstances and anything that could turn a team lunch into an uncomfortable performance review.
For a farewell, pick one specific contribution and add a personal gift note. “EXPLAINED IT PATIENTLY” says more than a generic “best employee”, without claiming to be an official company award.
One for a workmate, or a matching team set?
One custom ribbon is A$8.50. Each identical extra is A$3.50 when the wording, colour and lettering direction match in the same order. Three matching ribbons cost A$15.50; ten cost A$40. Ten different awards are ten separate designs and cost A$85. Postage is additional.
Write the awards list before you build your basket. Choose one shared phrase for a project team, or separate phrases when the point is recognising what each person did. You can preview each design before adding it.
Keep the presentation small and personal.
Read the award aloud at a team lunch, tuck it into a leaving card, or send it straight to a remote colleague. A short gift note can explain the achievement without squeezing the whole story onto the ribbon.
Allow time for the weekly print batch and delivery. Tuesday is the posting day, not a guaranteed arrival date. Check the shipping page before planning an awards lunch around an order.
Make your own very official award.
20 cm × 4.8 cm. Green, red or blue. Gold foil only. Up to 70 characters, with a preview before you add it to your basket.
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